Gods Wisdom

A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife
stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed: "Dear Lord:
I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at
home. I want her to know what I go through, so please allow her body to switch
with mine for a day. Amen."

God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish. The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman. He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids, set out their school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, drove them to school, came home and picked up the dry
cleaning, took it to the cleaners and stopped at the bank to make a deposit, went
grocery shopping, then drove home to put away the groceries, paid the bills and
balanced the check book. He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the

Then it was already 1 PM and he hurried to make the beds, do the
laundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep and mop the kitchen floor. Ran to the school to
pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way home. Set out
milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do their homework, then set up
the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing. At 4:30 he began
peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad, breaded the pork chops and
snapped fresh beans for supper. After supper, he cleaned the kitchen, ran the
dishwasher, folded laundry, bathed the kids, and put them to bed. At 9 PM
he was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't finished, he went to bed
where he was expected to make love which he managed to get through without complaint.

The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said,
"Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my wife's
being able to stay home all day. Please, oh please, let us trade back." The
Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied,

My son, I feel you have learned your lesson
and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were. You'll just
have to wait nine months, though. You got pregnant last night."